extrakyloren:

Hozier is the only person who should be allowed on twitter

eddiebrak:

do you vibe with her? do her vibes feel like home?

medievalthymes:

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

spite-knot-deactivated20210817:

born to eat cheese forced to work

zackisontumblr:

Gf: babe come over

Me: I’m eating garlic bread

Gf: I’m horny and my parents aren’t home

Me: it’s the kind that’s covered in cheese

annabellioncourt:

aprilwitching:

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

stardustschild:

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you
Depression : ever
Me: that’s not what I meant

damnhebig:

When you trying your best but nothing is going right

manywinged:

me age 15 sitting alone in an oversized hoodie listening to pompeii by bastille through my broken apple earbuds at school feeling deeply depressed but also thinking i was the most interesting and unique person alive

engage-with-zorp:

*sees dog* nice
*sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

juza-the-cloud:

rawrlala31:

danforth:

😂 yess my kind of jam

unclefather:

wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually